Checkpoint Cally to be set up at Kings Cross post Brexit

In a new jobs boost for Kings Cross the Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, lately of this parish announced that Kings Cross would become a vital border checkpoint for crossings between Camden and Islington post Brexit.  This role, to be manned by a rotating staff of 100 heavily armed men and women will make up for the jobs lost at Eurostar when travelling to France becomes bureaucratically impossible in Summer 2019.

The Kings Cross gyratory will be de-risked by occupation with armoured vehicles, making moving traffic impossible.

Artist’s impression of York Way/Pentonville Road junction 2019

A TfL spokesman said ‘Oh no, not him again. But he may have a point it’s better than any plans we may have’

About William Perrin

Active in Kings Cross London and South Oxfordshire, founder of Talk About Local, helping people find a voice online and a trustee of The Indigo Trust , Good Things Foundation and ThreeSixtyGiving as well as Connect8.
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